January 2011
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I am increasingly ready to live happily ever...
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Unless we have a deep personal relationship...
I am typically not going to ask you questions such as…
How is your family?
How are you kids?
Are you still in college?
What does you mother/father/sister/brother do now?
Where are you working?
Why?
When?
How?
Do you know where to buy good hash?
When was your last period?
Are you gay?
Don’t take it personally, I probably like you. I just always fear I’ll offend you...
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I want a cigarette.
But I quit.
Why
did
I
quit?
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Dallas Clayton: MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREYYour... →
dallasclayton:
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREY Your youth has a keen way of drawing lines. From day one there is much to do about good guys and bad guys right places and wrong- the bulk of who you are and where you are going dictated from all ends by gods-honest-truths penned in blood and carted down the…
Letting a Guy With Braces Eat Me Out
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is letting a guy with braces eat me out. His metal-mouth ripped my labia to shreds. It’s painful to go the the bathroom now and I’m worried there might be some permanent damage. I am considering going to see a doctor but do not want to have to explain what happened to me.
[Female, 17]
I’m just going to leave this here for a minute.
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I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
New year. Blah.
I start my Marathon training today. Kill me now.
Never mind, I’ll end up killing myself.
BRB… Going to buy new kicks so I can run in the rain.
dirtyhands-cleansouls asked: So you never did tell me how tall you are... Or is that subject Taboo?
How I feel in a gif.
I've been snowed in at my parents house for what...
I had no internet, no cell phone.
You guys, I thought it was the end of the world.
Dead birds.
1 foot of snow in Alabama.
AND NO TUMBLR.
Anyway I am back. Missed you bitches.
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So far today I have consumed:
One half (1/2) of a large pizza
Two (2) grilled cheese sandwiches
One (1) bowl of homemade soup
I am about to go eat italian grub then hit the bar… Which means I’ll eat again at 2am.
God bless the poor soul that wakes up beside me tomorrow.
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I'm in love
it sucks.
why does this have to suck?